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Sunday, May 24, 2009


So Shrads, Purni and I met up today for the usual gab session... after ages actually... After spending a couple of hours complaining, gossipping about people the others didn't know about or did and commenting on the people who had come to Peppinoes, we turned to leave... Since Purni had parked her car further away, Shrads told me that if I walked with Purni, she'd catch up by her bike...

As we walk to the parking, we see a mannequin outside a shop... What caught Purnima's and my eyes was the pose of the mannequin... Left hand high in the air and right hand much lower at shoulder level, we wondered what this 'female' was doing...

'Doesn't she look like she's playing shotput,' I ask... 'Nah,' says Purnima even as Shraddha agrees... 'Com'on I say... its either like she's playing shotput, we need to place an iron ball in her right hand or basketball (though I later realised volleyball made more sense)'

As Shraddha walks to her bike, Purnima and I argue. Purnima says, 'No way, it looks more like she is trying to give one tight slap to someone...' 'Logically impossible,' say I. 'The guy would be too tall the way she is standing... her hand is too far up'... 'It's like she is holding his face in her hand to slap him'...

She can't slap a guy that tall, I mean seriously, all the kinetic energy and momentum would be lost in the effort to lift her hand so high...

Since this is not really gonna get settled, Purnima and I return to the shop and take a pic of the mannequin...

So I ask you... (if anyone actually reads my blogs that is)... what do you think is this woman trying to do?


posted by Tejaswini Shenoy at 8:41 PM


okay i happen to read this.... a few possibilities:
- If the lady is "Mallu" then she is trying to snap a coconut from coconut tree...
- If the lady a from "Russia" then a aspiring Tennis player (trying to serve)
- If she is an "Hobbit" (tiny people can be seen in Harry potter movie), then she is smacking a guy.

i wanted to go more but stopping at 3... i hope most of the commens are in line... :-)

May 31, 2009 at 5:10 AM  


i sorta agree.... the first thought i got was, of an aspiring tennis player, without her equipments!!

goooood to know people do indulge in such *profound* conversations... ahem!

June 1, 2009 at 5:36 PM  

hehehe some amazing replies u've got there, Tj!

June 2, 2009 at 11:10 AM  

if u put a small tumbler of water on her left palm.. mebbe shez trying to give water to a veryyyy tall guy.. :D!!!

June 3, 2009 at 3:54 PM  

if u put a small tumbler of water on her left palm.. mebbe shez trying to give water to a veryyyy tall guy.. :D!!!

June 3, 2009 at 3:54 PM  

It seems like shes got the steps of the adnan sami song.."lift kara de" a bit mixed up..

June 6, 2009 at 6:30 PM  

@Anish: Really creative answers there...

@Rachana: Hey Rachana, if you were to only 'listen' to what we talk about... Reallllllllly profound ;)

@Purnima: Couldn't agree more :)

@Amit: Gotta be reallllly tall mannnn...

@Sujata: Aah yes, definitely seems like it...

June 12, 2009 at 12:58 AM  

guess the chick is postulating Galileo's theory of the mass thingy.
Feather or shot put ball.

June 13, 2009 at 12:36 AM  

Play tennis would be my first bet...

June 14, 2009 at 10:16 PM  

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